trine milkgif makes me happy starchild

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*sees a pic of a dog* oh this is a friend of mine

person: you're blocking the view
me: i am the view

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:

you are brave but you are going to die young

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

friendzonked:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

littleyaoithings:

so yesterday i told my mom i needed more bras so she took me to victorias secret

and this lady fitted me and so i went into a dressing room with one of like the try on bras or whatever

and while i was putting it on i heard the lady and my mom giggling and i heard the lady said “everything about her is tiny!”

nD I HISSED THROUGH MY TEETH “EXCEPT MY DICK” AND I DIDNT THINK THEYD HEAR IT BUT THEY STOPPED TALKING 

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

mirutank:

put this on your blog to prove your royalty (˘⌣˘✿) (click image for tiny badge!)

mirutank:

put this on your blog to prove your royalty (˘⌣˘✿)
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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

captaiinmarvel:

i hope one day someone loves me as much as fashion designers love giving women’s jeans ridiculously small pockets

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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